If Cats did only one thing right (they actually did a million) it was making me hornier than I’ve been at a movie since Chocolat! I give this sumptuous treat for the mind, eyes, and wiener 2 paws WAY up!” …I scribble in my journal.

Every year here at MLT HQ we play a rousing game of White Elephant to celebrate the holiday season. This year we’ve invited friends to make it more exciting and because more friends means more gifts!

We’ll be taking some questions about the holidays and even some about that fat man you all crave in December. So crack open a barrel of your favorite nog, download a Yule log, and pump up the volume. It’s the MLT Holiday Extravaganza (kinda).